My day. Covering a trial of a young female teacher who's charged with having sex with a student. The sex was consensual.
Two best quotes from today:
Prosecutor: Did you all talk or was anything said while you had sex?
17 year old: She called me daddy.
Prosecutor: Did you notice anything else about her body other than her tattoos?
17 year old: She has lopsided boobs.
The Best part? Sometimes I get paid to sit in on the stuff only soap operas and romance novels are made of.